For all those closeted safety police who spend their free time explaining the 'proper way' to do something from their couch. To them, we collectively say...
 
NOT YOUR FINGERS, NOT YOUR PROBLEM*
*(EXCEPT when it is your fingers, it definitely IS your problem and please be safe)*
 
Professionally screen-printed locally by hand on ethically sourced ultra-premium cotton tees. These are studio-quality custom tees on par with the quality of my work to YOU! These have been designed by one of the best graphic designers in his field, Chris Guardado. Specially printed for this release! Stoked to finally bring these to you all after all the hype and requests!
This is a preorder model-- tees will ship in batches. One color.